How to stay entertained

I woke up crying today.  Dada took me outside then carried me to my girlfriend"s room.  I was very happy to see her and be with her at that time.  After we took a two hour nap my girlfriend took me for a walk and gave me breakfast.  She then left to start something she said will help her learn how to get me food and treats.  Big mama came home before girlfriend did.  She gave me a special chewing candy.  It smelled so good that I took it and hid so no one would steal my special treat.  Once I started eating it big mama came over and without thinking I gave her a warning.  Now that I look back I think she just wanted to give me a rub.  Big mama left to go get my girlfriend and let me stay out of my room.  When girlfriend came home I was so happy that I gave her my signature welcome.  This includes my happy dance where I do a dog-twist-hop, my please pet me/I'll pet you head rub on her legs, and a multitude of kisses.  She gave me a chewy treat.  I ate it in one bite because it was so good.  Now I am falling asleep next to my girlfriend with my head on her knee dreaming about chicken treats and fried rawhides.